Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
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April O'Neil: Listen, I have reason to believe that this was caused by two... really big animals.
Chief Sterns: Ah, and what sort of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil?
April O'Neil: Well, I can't say exactly.
Chief Sterns: Uh-huh, and what makes you believe that they did this?
April O'Neil: Well, I can't say that either, but.
Chief Sterns: Okay and is there anything else you'd like not to tell me?

Leonardo: Take the ugly one.
Raphael: No, you take the ugly one.
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?

Raphael: Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.

Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
Michaelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello: Donatello.
Raphael: I'm Raphael.
Michaelangelo: All the good ones end in "O".

Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

Donatello: Yee haw! Ninja cowboy.

Leonardo: Get it?
Donatello: Got it.
Raphael: Good.
Michaelangelo: I don't get it.

Leonardo: Turtle-rific.
Raphael: Max-a-mundo.
Donatello: Accapella.
Raphael: Huh?
Donatello: Uhhh... Perestroika?
Michaelangelo: Uhh.
Donatello: Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques. Starts singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques.
Michaelangelo: Don... Give it up.

Leonardo: We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.
Donatello: Yeah, a few inquiries.
Michaelangelo: Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.

April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
Leonardo: We know.
April O'Neil: But.
Raphael: April, there's no other way.
April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance.
Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way.

April O'Neil: And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight.
Donatello: What?
April O'Neil: He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park.
Donatello: Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those... people?
Splinter: Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.

April O'Neil: I guess you're not the ones that can handle this.
Chief Sterns: That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.

Tokka: Master say, have fun.
Rahzar: Fun.

Raphael: This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.

Leonardo: A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles.

April O'Neil: The rat is the cleanest one.

Michaelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza.
Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
Michaelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace.

Old Man: Look Sophie, those animals are knocking down the telephone poles. What do we do if they come over here?
Old Woman: Let them get their own cab.

Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.

Leonardo: Shredder, you gotta to listen to reason! You're gonna kill us all.
Super Shredder: Then so be it.

Revealing mistake: When Raphael and Keno are in the junkyard and the fight breaks out, some of the weapons bend and twist. The staves are supposed to be solid wood. (00:45:50)

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