Eddie Farrell: We all know that your major life decisions aren't made in the boardroom, they're made in the bathroom.
Pinkie Morino: That was lucky. I don't pay lucky.
Eddie Farrell: Louis, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Lou Pesquino: Autographing Pinkie's car.
Eddie Farrell: That's not very nice. Lets do something nice for the guy. Lets give Pinkie a convertable.
Eddie Farrell: Malkin Blowers are #1.
Eddie Farrell: As Pericles said to the Athenians, "Where do I drain the lizard?"