Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. Now for the tricky part. [Off-screen] Pliers!
Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!
Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity...and beyond!