Horrible Hank Hopkins: I guess they got their money's worth tonight, didn't they, K.C.?
Randy: You bunch of female jock-strappers.
K.C. Carr: Randy, I don't date skaters.
Randy: A skater! I ain't no skater, I am a goddamn star.
Jackie Burdette: I said I'm okay when I'm okay and, ah... I'm okay when I'm not okay. Okay? Okay?