Young C.C.: Iris Myandowski is a hand-walking queer.
Young C.C.: Hit it Toots.
CC Bloom: But enough about me, let's talk about you... what do you think of me?
Hillary: I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight! You did everything you said you were going to do, everything! And your talent, this incredible talent! I can't even yodel.
CC Bloom: OK, stay in. But will you at least get out of those pajamas? You've been in them for over a week.
Hillary: So what? Who the hell are you, the clothes police?
CC Bloom: It looks like a flamingo threw up in here.
Hillary: I'm not stubborn, I'm... right.