Moose Finbar: You do not want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
Moose Finbar: I would rather die.
Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God, this is so cool! Martha, come look at my penis!
Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks.
Ruby Roundhouse: Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the jungle?
Mouse Finbar: You better go in there and save her!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
Mouse Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that!
Professor Shelly Oberon: Aren't you being judgmental about others, because you'd rather burn people than get burned yourself? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.
Moose Finbar: Uh... you have a situation.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [sees he has an erection] Oh my God! These things are crazy.
Martha: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
Bethany: I'm too pretty.