Prisoner: Long Live Stalin!
Soldier: Stalin's Dead! Malenkov's in charge!
Prisoner: Long live Malenk...[shot].
Kaganovich: Out of my way you fannies.
Georgy Malenkov: Nod as I'm speaking to you. People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.
Vasily Stalin: I know the drill. Smile, shake hands and try not to call them cunts.
Nikita Khrushchev: You are accused of treachery against the Soviet Union, and of giving help to foreign powers...
Lavrentiy Beria: Foreign Powers? From where, the fucking moon?
Georgy Zhukov: I'm going to have to report this conversation, threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of...[bursts out laughing] Look at your fucking face.
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