Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.
Greg: Without devices, there's absolutely nothing to do.
Susan Heffley: Look at the scenery. Read a book.
Greg: Read a book? It's summer vacation.
Manny Heffley: I'm texting.
Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg: What do you mean?
Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet. Everyone, hand over the devices.
Greg: You tricked us!
Rodrick Heffley: This is totally not cool!
Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading texts! What's the difference?