Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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Peter Quill: You're like Mary Poppins.
Yondu: Was he cool?
Peter Quill: [Pause.] Yeah, he was cool.
Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

Rocket: Quill, later tonight you're going to be lying down in your bed, there's going to be something squishy in your pillowcase and you're gonna be like "what's this?" and it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!
Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.
Rocket: Oh, it won't be my turd. It'll be Drax's.
Drax: [Laughs] I have famously huge turds.
Gamora: We're about to die and this is what we're discussing?

Peter Quill: This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
Gamora: Why would they do that?
Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
Rocket: Dude!
Drax: Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.

Nebula: Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!
Gamora: It's Guardian! Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?

Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: He hates hats.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: On anyone, not just himself.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it's just because you realise part of that head is the hat. [To Groot] That's why you don't like hats?

Yondu: I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! I use my heart.

Drax: This gross bug lady is my new friend.

Peter Quill: Nobody has any tape!
Rocket: Not a single person has tape?
Peter Quill: You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is gonna have tape, it's *YOU*!

Rocket: You people have issues.
Peter Quill: Well, of course I have issues. That's my freakin' father.

Peter Quill: What is it?
Kraglin: It's called a Zune. It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays.

Rocket: Are we really saving the galaxy, again?
Peter Quill: Yeah.
Rocket: Great! We can jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers.

Yondu: He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy.

Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.
Peter Quill: I get it, yes. I am a dancer, Gamora is not.
Drax: You need to find a woman who's pathetic, like you.

Drax: Humility, I like it. I too am extraordinarily humble.

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Mantis: It's beautiful.
Drax: It is. And so are you. On the inside.

Peter Quill: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.

Baby Groot: I am Groot.
Yondu: What's that?
Rocket: He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!" Only he didn't use "frickin'."

Ego: After all these years I found you. My name is Ego, and I'm your dad, Peter. I wanted to experience what it was to be human. So I created what I thought a biological being would be like.
Drax: Did you make a penis?
Peter Quill: Shut up!
Ego: Yes, Drax, I got a penis. It's not half bad, either.

Continuity mistake: In the beginning of the movie when the guardians are getting ready to fight off an inter-dimensional being Rocket winks a couple of times at Starlord. Starlord then responds but is looking to his left at Rocket, whilst Rocket is on his right side. The scene is for no reason mirrored, proven by the big orange device behind him also switching from being on his left to on his right. (00:03:45)

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Trivia: Vin Diesel was given a special "Groot" version of the script that contained "translations" of what Groot was actually saying whenever he utters his one and only repeated sentence "I am Groot." This was done to help him deliver his dialog appropriately, since he would know exactly what point Groot was trying to get across with each line. Reportedly, only Diesel was given this version of the script - in everyone else's script, Groot's dialog is merely "I am Groot" over and over again.

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