Ginny: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.
Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. I mean, it's.
Samantha: Go to hell.
The Geek: Very hostile.
Jim Baker: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim Baker: Mike is a dork.
Samantha: It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Samantha: Do I look any older?
Jim Baker: No, I wouldn't say so.
The Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?
Randy: That's a cheerful thought.
Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?
Samantha: I can remember lots of things.
Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend... Bonzai.
The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
Grandpa Fred: Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.
Howard: Thanks, Fred.
The Geek: So, I mean, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood, so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.
The Geek: Very nice! We're five minutes in... I'm at a loss.
Bryce: Real smooth, Cliff.