Mrs. Rosowski: Life is like walking in the rain... you can hide and take cover or you can just get wet.
Hesher: Dude if you wanna poke her, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't be ashamed. Human beings have been poking vagina for hundreds of years. Longer probably. Bro! Seriously there's nothing wrong with wantin' some pussy.
Nicole: What did I do to deserve this chain reaction of shit all the time?
Hesher: You lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut.
Hesher: Do you think she shaves her pussy?