Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.
Deacon: When you are a vampire you become very... sexy.
Vladislav: He was an 18th century dandy, so he can be very fussy.
Vladislav: We should get some slaves.
Viago: I really hope that those guys don't kill those police, because it will mean more police will come. Possibly even Christians, which is totally the last thing we need in this house.
Pauline Ivanovich, The Beast: You a demon?
Viago: No, he's not a demon.
Stu: I'm a software analyst.
Stu: I work for a company that... basically we take like business requirements from organizations, then we analyze those requirements and then we build software to fit those requirements.
Pauline Ivanovich, The Beast: He is a virgin. He is a virgin.
Jackie: I love you.
Terry, Jackie's husband: I love you too.
Jackie: Great. But I am your master.