Jumpy: It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.
Ashley Mercer: There's no future for people like you and me, Nick. The places we come from - plant towns, mill towns, small lives! No future, just more of the same! You want a future you got to stand up and steal it.
Rudy Duncan: Rule one! Never put a car thief behind the wheel.
Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.
Gabriel Mercer: I read your letters, convict. Don't play no reindeer games with me.
Ashley Mercer: When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane.
Gabriel Mercer: Ever since you started going to night school you've been giving me headaches.