Lisa: Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that?
Jeff: He gets it from the landlady once a month.
Stella: When I married Miles, we were both a couple of maladjusted misfits. We are still maladjusted misfits, and we have loved every minute of it.
Lisa: Did Lt. Doyle think I stole this purse?
Jeff: No, Lisa, I don't think he did.
Stella: He's gonna run out on her, the coward.
Jeff: Sometimes it's worse to stay than it is to run.
Jeff: She sure is the "eat, drink and be merry" girl.
Stella: Yeah, she'll wind up fat, alcoholic and miserable.
Lisa: How's your leg?
Jeff: Hurts a little.
Lisa: Your stomach?
Jeff: Empty as a football.
Lisa: And your love life?
Jeff: Not too active.
Lisa: Anything else bothering you?
Jeff: Uh-huh, who are you?
Stella: Maybe one day she'll find her happiness.
Jeff: Yeah, some man'll lose his.
Lisa: I wish I were creative.
Jeff: You are. You're great at creating difficult situations.
Lisa: Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known.
Lisa: Well, if there's one thing I know, it's how to wear the proper clothes.
Lt. Doyle: How do you do?
Lisa: We think Thorwald's guilty.
Lt. Doyle: What do you say we all sit down and have a nice friendly drink too, hmm? Forget all about this. We can tell lies about the good old days during the war.
Lisa: So that's it? You're through with the case?
Lt. Doyle: There is no case to be solved. There never was.
Lisa: Today's a very special day.
Jeff: It's just another run-of-the-mill Wednesday. The calendar's full of 'em.
Jeff: Would you fix me a sandwich, please?
Stella: Yes, I will. And I'll spread a little common sense on the bread.
Lisa: Why would Thorwald want to kill a little dog? Because it knew too much?
Stella: When two people love each other, they come together - wham - like two taxis on Broadway.
Stella: Every man's ready to get married when the right girl comes along.