Nan: But then, 'Jesus' spelt backwards is 'Susej'.
Vet: I'm sorry but as a priest, we're only allowed to drink holy water.
Harry Hill: Nan, how many times? No stripper-grams on a week-night.
Nan: I've already told you I don't like fish-face.
Harry Hill: I'll never have to eat another BBQ and Beef hula-hoop again.