Latello: My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya."
Harlan: Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Latello: My parents are divorced.
Sentry: Morituri te salutamos.
Latello: Yo, Sherman, what's he sayin'?
Sherman: He's going to kick our ass.
Vince Latello: I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night.
Vince Latello: I just want to be home watching cartoons.
Detective Nulty: What's your name, cowboy?
Bob Roberts: Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky.