Leo Morton: Ed, can you take that Delta?
Ed Clabes: No, I can't take the Delta, my airspace is finite.
Barry Plotkin: Uh-oh, Ed's going down the drain.
Ed Clabes: I am not going down the drain.
Barry Plotkin: Oh yes you are. It happens every time you use the term "finite."
Russell Bell: I used to bowl, when I was an alcoholic.
Russell Bell: If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl.
Tina Leary: Hangin' left today, Ed?
Mary Bell: Mr. Falzone, what's the fewest number of words you can use to get out that door?
Nick Falzone: To hold on to sanity too tight is insane.