Lucifer: God? God is love. I don't love you. (01:14:35)
Lucifer: Humans, and how I love you talking monkeys for this, know more about war and treachery of the spirit than any angel. (01:16:38)
Gabriel: Nice move. Beautifully done. Tommy, you ought to come work for me upstairs. I could get you in now. You'll love it. No one tells you when to go to bed. You eat all the ice cream you want. You get to kill all day all night, just like an Angel! (01:24:43)
Lucifer: I love you more than Jesus! (01:31:09)
Gabriel: Lucifer, sitting in your basement. Sulking after your breakup with The Boss. You're nothing. (01:28:46)
Lucifer: For while Heaven may be closed, I am always open. Even on Christmas. (01:16:25)
Gabriel: It's unusual seeing someone your age in a Church on a weeknight. Don't get me wrong. I think it's a sign of excellent character. (00:54:15)
Lucifer: I am the First Angel. Loved once above all others. A perfect love. But like all true love, one day it withered on the vine. (01:15:18)
Gabriel: Reject the lie, Simon. Join us! Help us make it the way it was before the monkeys. Remember? We cast down Lucifer's army, you and I. We threw their rebel thrones from the wall! (00:42:34)
Lucifer: Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you'd jump in your bed, so scared I was under there. And I was! (01:21:03)
Gabriel: You know how you get that dent on your top lip? Way back before you were born, I told you a secret. Then I put my finger there and I said shh. (00:55:00)
Gabriel: I'm an Angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why. (01:06:45)
Simon: Oh, Gabriel. When was it that you lost your grace? (00:43:08)
Gabriel: I will not allow any talking monkey to take my place! I'll burn down Heaven to stop it. (00:42:22)
Lucifer: Do you know what Hell really is, Thomas? It's not lakes of burning oil or chains of ice. It's being removed from God's sight. Having His Word taken from you. It's hard to believe. So hard. (01:21:20)
Lucifer: Heaven will become just another Hell. And two Hells is one Hell too many. I can't have that.
