Tales from the Crypt

After each character has been shown their future, the Crypt Keeper reveals that the tales he told are not what will happen in the future, but rather what each character is already guilty of. The Crypt Keeper informs the characters that they are all damned. The only exit from the crypt is the portal to hell. Each of the characters then proceed to walk into the portal. The Crypt Keeper then looks into the camera and asks "Now, who's next? Perhaps you?"

Justin Szczap

Radio Newcaster (segment 1 "And All Through the House"): We interrupt this program for a special announcement. A man described as a homicidal maniac has escaped from the hospital for the criminally insane: he is 6 foot 3 inches tall, 210 pounds, dark eyes, bald, and may be wearing a Santa Claus costume taken from a shop in Burley. All residents of the county are warned to be on the lookout for this man, and to phone the police if they see him. We now continue our program of carols for Christmas.

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