Best comedy movie quotes of 2019

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Fighting with My Family picture

Julia Knight: Dick me dead, and bury me pregnant.

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Aladdin picture

Genie: I made you look like a prince on the outside, but I didn't change anything on the inside. Prince Ali got you to the door, but Aladdin has to open it.

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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part picture

Wyldstyle: You are not our leader.
Batman: How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development.

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood picture

Cliff Booth: Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton, don't you forget it.

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How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World picture

Astrid: I am who I am today because of you.

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Mysterio: It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.

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Airport Passport Official: Purpose for your visit?
Javed: I'm going to see Bruce Springsteen's hometown.
Airport Passport Official: I can't think of a better reason to visit the United States, than to see the home of the Boss.

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Yesterday picture

Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?

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UglyDolls picture

Mandy: Wha-aaa-aaa-at?

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Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.

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The Dirt picture

Nikki Sixx: Win it all, lose it all, we are Mötley Crüe.

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Mr. Link: You, sir, are a bad man.

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Dariush: The circle is complete. I am your master now.
Alex: No, the line is " The circle is now complete. Now I am the master."
Dariush: Ok we really need to get you a girl. Alright we need to cut this shit out. You know too much about this Star Trek shit.

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Molly Patel: You love me.
Katherine Newbury: No, I didn't say that.
Molly Patel: I mean not in those exact words but.
Katherine Newbury: No, I didn't say it in any of those words.

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Detective Pikachu: Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb!

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Men in Black: International picture

Agent H: There should be a big red button 'round here somewhere.
Agent M: Found it.

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Max's Dad: I will always love you, but I no longer like you.

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Woody: Ya know, you've handled this lost toy life better than I could.
Bo Peep: Open your eyes, Woody. There's plenty of kids out there. Sometimes change can be good!
Woody: You can't teach this old toy new tricks.
Bo Peep: You'd be surprised.

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Ramona: Doesn't money make you horny?

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Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles picture

Batgirl: And then they were gone. It all happened so fast. And I didn't have time to, you know, Batgirl up. Those things, they were like lizard men or something. They took the generator. Into the wrong hands, it could blow up a city block. We have to stop them, Batman.
Batman: Whatever they are, they're going to regret stepping foot in Gotham.

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