Best comedy movie quotes of 2017

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The Hitman's Bodyguard picture

Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales picture

Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

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A Dog's Purpose picture

Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.

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War Machine picture

Gen. Glen McMahon: God damn it, Pete. Why are you fat?

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Cars 3 picture

Natalie Certain: Storm's chances of winning are 95.2%.

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Coco picture

Clerk: I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

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Girls Trip picture

Dina: You know, I got some bomb-ass kush if you wanna take a hit.
Lisa Cooper: Where did you hide it?
Dina: Where the sun don't shine.
Lisa Cooper: You know what, that can cause a lot of infections.
Dina: Girl, you can't get no infection in your booty hole! It's a booty hole.

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The Boss Baby picture

Boss Baby: I can't do this without you.
Tim: Yeah, we do make a pretty good team.
Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknobs.

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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie picture

Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri picture

Mildred Hayes: Hey fuckhead!
Dixon: What?
Desk Sergeant: Don't say what, Dixon, when she comes in calling you a "fuckhead."

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Lady Bird picture

Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: People go by the names their parents give them, but they don't believe in God.

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The Death of Stalin picture

Prisoner: Long Live Stalin!
Soldier: Stalin's Dead! Malenkov's in charge!
Prisoner: Long live Malenk...[shot].

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Baywatch picture

Mitch Buchannon: There's your cot, don't jack off on my sheets.

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Logan Lucky picture

Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul picture

Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.

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The Emoji Movie picture

Smiler: Nobody leaves the phone! Delete them.

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle picture

Professor Shelly Oberon: Aren't you being judgmental about others, because you'd rather burn people than get burned yourself? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.

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The Disaster Artist picture

Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)

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Victor Crowley picture

Sabrina: Ten years later, you are like the O.J. Simpson of Honey Island Swamp. Wouldn't you say?
Andrew: Uh. No, I wouldn't.

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How to Be a Latin Lover picture

Maximo: Lesson No. 1: eye contact is power.

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