Bad Blake: Ain't rememberin' wonderful?
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?
Christine Brown: I beat you, you old bitch!
George: You know that only thing that has made the whole thing worthwhile has been those few times that I was able to truly connect with another person.
Michael Jackson: This is the moment. This is it.
Steve Lopez: I don't give a smooth fart whether or not we go.
Narrator: Every breath we take, and every drop we drink, depends on a healthy ocean. Now, their life depends on us.
Steve Jones: I want you to come join me in the real world.
Kate Jones: This is my real world.
Sheeni Saunders: Would you mind applying this to my exposed areas? Hmmm, get turned on easily? Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural. For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Is it?
Eloise: Can I say something? And, and this comes from a place of total humility. With the acknowledgment that my life is a day-by-day experiment in... really bad decisions. But, er... you're really messed up.
Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.
Louise: A relationship ending is like a death just two people know about. A whole life gets lost, everything we did together. All the places we traveled, the fights, the small moments of tenderness.
Barde: I once met man who told me... they eat their own God... Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Abominable.
Mary Horowitz: It's like taking 10 friends on a camping trip.
Beth Cooper: You embarrassed me.
Denis Cooverman: Uh...
Beth Cooper: But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live.
Meryl Morgan: Can you please stop being so agreeable, please?
Paul Morgan: Whatever you say.