Best movie quotes of 2009

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Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?

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George: You know that only thing that has made the whole thing worthwhile has been those few times that I was able to truly connect with another person.

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Omar: These were not my people.

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Michael Jackson: This is the moment. This is it.

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Steve Lopez: I don't give a smooth fart whether or not we go.

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Narrator: Every breath we take, and every drop we drink, depends on a healthy ocean. Now, their life depends on us.

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Payton: Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.
Bower: Are you fucking kidding me?
Payton: Ya I'm kidding you.

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Derek Charles: You need help.
Lisa Sheridan: I know. Help me, Derek.

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Sheeni Saunders: Would you mind applying this to my exposed areas? Hmmm, get turned on easily? Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural. For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Is it?

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Eloise: Can I say something? And, and this comes from a place of total humility. With the acknowledgment that my life is a day-by-day experiment in... really bad decisions. But, er... you're really messed up.

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Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.

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Banksy: It could be worse.
Neil: How many fingers am I holding up?
Banksy: Uh.
Neil: How could this get any worse?

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Louise: A relationship ending is like a death just two people know about. A whole life gets lost, everything we did together. All the places we traveled, the fights, the small moments of tenderness.

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Barde: I once met man who told me... they eat their own God... Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Abominable.

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