Best movie quotes of 2009

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Dead Snow picture

The Wanderer: Believe me when I say this, these were some evil sons of bitches.

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Case 39 picture

Emily Jenkins: You know, none of this should have happened. If I could make it go away, I would.
Lillith Sullivan: You did.

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Tales of the Black Freighter picture

The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.

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The Fourth Kind picture

Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.

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Coco before Chanel picture

Étienne Balsan: A woman who cuts her hair, is about to change her life.

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Everybody's Fine picture

Art Gallery Girl: He used to say that if it wasn't for his dad he never would have become an artist. He said he would have ended up painting walls, and that dogs pee on walls.

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Youth in Revolt picture

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: If that's OK with you.

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Obsessed picture

Derek Charles: You need help.
Lisa Sheridan: I know. Help me, Derek.

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The Hedgehog picture

Paloma Josse: Planning to die doesn't mean I let myself go like a rotten vegetable. What matters isn't the fact of dying or when you die. It's what you're doing at that precise moment.

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Moon picture

Sam Bell: You look like a radioactive tampon.

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Triangle picture

Driver: Are you all right?
Jess: Who are you?
Driver: I'm just a driver... No point trying to save the boy, there's nothing anyone can do to bring him back. So... Can I give you a ride?
Jess: Yes. Take me to the harbor.

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Lies & Illusions picture

Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.

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The Slammin' Salmon picture

Nuts: Hey noodledicks! These guys just ordered 4 rounds of premium tequila! Now are you gonna sit by and watch while these guys make you look like fucking pussies?

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Capitalism: A Love Story picture

Israelite: You say the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. When exactly will it be?
Jesus: When you deregulate the banking industry.

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A Prophet picture

César Luciani: Thatta boy.
Malik El Djebena: Just another Arab thinking with his balls.

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Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.

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Adventureland picture

Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'Cause i'll jack off on your face.

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Diego: When you were waiting at the roundabout, for a car to pass on your left, Lena and you kissed.
Mateo Blanco: We kissed? I don't remember that.
Diego: It's a normal kiss, the kind couples give each other out of habit.
Mateo Blanco: The last kiss.
Diego: Yes. Lena didn't die in your arms, like you'd dreamed, but the last sensation she took from this world was your mouth.

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Survival of the Dead picture

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.

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