Best movie quotes of 2009

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
Up in the Air picture

Ryan Bingham: How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life... You start with the little things. The shelves, the drawers, the knickknacks, then you start adding larger stuff. Clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, your TV... The backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. You go bigger. Your couch, your car, your home... I want you to stuff it all into that backpack. Now I want you to fill it with people. Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends, folks around the office... And then you move into the people you trust with your most intimate secrets. Your brothers, your sisters, your children, your parents and finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend. You get them into that backpack, feel the weight of that bag. Make no mistake your relationships are the heaviest components in your life. All those negotiations and arguments and secrets, the compromises. The slower we move the faster we die. Make no mistake, moving is living. Some animals were meant to carry each other to live symbiotically over a lifetime. Star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not swans. We are sharks.

More Up in the Air quotes
Angels & Demons picture

Richter: You said they'd be killed publicly.
Robert Langdon: Yes, revenge. For La Purga.
Richter: La Purga?
Robert Langdon: Oh geez, you guys don't even read your own history do you? 1668, the church kidnapped four Illuminati scientists and branded each one of them on the chest with the symbol of the cross. To 'purge' them of their sins and they executed them, threw their bodies in the street as a warning to others to stop questioning church ruling on scientific matters. They radicalized them. The Purga created a darker, more violent Illuminati, one bent on... On retribution.

More Angels & Demons quotes
More Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince quotes
District 9 picture

Automated MNU Instructional Voice: When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.

More District 9 quotes
3 Idiots picture

Rancho: These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

More 3 Idiots quotes

Up (2009)

Up picture

Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I can talk. Squirrel!.My master is good and smart.
Carl: It's not possible!
Dug: It is, because my master is smart.

More Up quotes
It's Complicated picture

Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

More It's Complicated quotes
Taking Woodstock picture

Carol: Everyone with their little perspective. Perspective shuts out the universe, it keeps the love out.

More Taking Woodstock quotes
The Stepfather picture

Susan Harding: Where's the coed girlfriend?
Jay Harding: That's over. Actually she was working for a PHD. She wasn't that much younger than you were, just took a little better care of herself.

More The Stepfather quotes
A Perfect Getaway picture

Gina: He's really hard to kill.

More A Perfect Getaway quotes
Fantastic Mr. Fox picture

Mr. Fox: Mole! What d'you got?
Mole: I can see in the dark.
Mr. Fox: We can use that. Rabbit?
Rabbit: I'm fast.
Mr. Fox: Badger?
Badger: Demolitions expert.
Mr. Fox: What? Since when?

More Fantastic Mr. Fox quotes
Get Low picture

Rev. Charlie Jackson: I talked to God a lot about you over the years. He said He broke the mold when He made you. He said you're sure entertainin' to watch, but way too much trouble.

More Get Low quotes
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus picture

Dr. Parnassus: Percy, what would I do without you?
Percy: Get a midget.

More The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus quotes
More Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans quotes
The Young Victoria picture

Queen Adelaide: You are confusing stubbornness with strength, my dear. And I warn you, the people will not like you for it.

More The Young Victoria quotes
Wonder Woman picture

Hippolyta: You were given a life of peace and beauty.
Persephone: And denied one of families and children. Yes, Hippolyta, the Amazons are warriors... but we... are women... too.

More Wonder Woman quotes
More Brooklyn's Finest quotes
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard picture

Babs Merrick: If he pulls this one off, I'll eat my own pussy.

More The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard quotes
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian picture

Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!

More Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian quotes
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever picture

Deputy Winston: Wanna know what kinda pussy you gonna get for this? Oh man, you're gonna get the Sashimi.
Toby: What's that?
Deputy Winston: Man, that's the Primo Pussy, man. No smell.

More Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.