
Malcolm Tucker: Fuckety-bye-bye then!

Chev Chelios: [After catching Johnny Vang.] Did I just drop some change, or did I hear a chink?

Sid: I say "they're vegetarians, " you say "grrr." I say "can we talk about this?" you say "grrr." I don't call that good communication.
Momma: Grrrrrrr.

Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.

Edward Cullen: I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... If that's what I am.

Irene: I'm not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill.] You are now!

Connor Mead: Love is magic comfort food for the weak and uneducated!

Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

Paul Child: What is it you REALLY like to do?
Julia Child: Eat!

Susie Salmon: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th,1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. My father had the pieces but he couldn't make them fit. I waited for justice but justice did not come.

Alvin: Don't worry about picking us up after school, Toby. We'll catch a ride - IN A HEARSE!

Mark Whitacre: Paranoid is what they call you when they want you to drop your guard.

John Dillinger: They ain't tough enough, smart enough or fast enough. I can hit any bank I want, any time. They got to be at every bank, all the time.

Richter: You said they'd be killed publicly.
Robert Langdon: Yes, revenge. For La Purga.
Richter: La Purga?
Robert Langdon: Oh geez, you guys don't even read your own history do you? 1668, the church kidnapped four Illuminati scientists and branded each one of them on the chest with the symbol of the cross. To 'purge' them of their sins and they executed them, threw their bodies in the street as a warning to others to stop questioning church ruling on scientific matters. They radicalized them. The Purga created a darker, more violent Illuminati, one bent on... On retribution.

Hermione Granger: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I AM the Chosen One.