Best movie quotes of 2009

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Pandorum picture

Payton: Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.
Bower: Are you fucking kidding me?
Payton: Ya I'm kidding you.

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Shrink picture

Henry Carter: It's never going to go away, is it?
Jemma: No. But we're still here. That's something.

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Derek Charles: You need help.
Lisa Sheridan: I know. Help me, Derek.

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Paloma Josse: Planning to die doesn't mean I let myself go like a rotten vegetable. What matters isn't the fact of dying or when you die. It's what you're doing at that precise moment.

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Seth Rogen: Your love glass is half full.

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Nine picture

Luisa Contini: Thank you.
Guido Contini: What for?
Luisa Contini: Thank you for reminding me I'm not special. You don't even see what you do to me. Even the moments I think are ours, it's just... you working to get what you want.

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Beckett: Babies like to breathe, and they're good at hiding it. I put a pillow over a baby. I thought she wasn't breathing, but she was. She was sneaky, but I'll try again.

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Everybody's Fine picture

Amy: I tell you the good news and spare you the bad. Isn't that what mom used to do for you when we were kids?

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Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: If that's OK with you.

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Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.

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Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'Cause i'll jack off on your face.

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Vince Rizzo: Did you sleep outside last night?
Vince Jr.: No, no, no. I did heroin with a bunch of prostitutes at the Plaza Hotel. I'm thinking of becoming a pimp.
Vince Rizzo: Good. I'll see you later.

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Budderball: Buddha looks like he's sleeping, but he calls it meditation.

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Connor: You need sortin' out, you do.
Mia: So you keep sayin' But you're nothing to me, so why should I listen?

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Donnie: The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place.
Tara: Donnie, he's not going to kill you.
Donnie: Didn't you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich.
Tara: Well, you see? Breaking your ribs won't kill you.

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Israelite: You say the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. When exactly will it be?
Jesus: When you deregulate the banking industry.

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César Luciani: Thatta boy.
Malik El Djebena: Just another Arab thinking with his balls.

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Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. [His remote controlled car jumps over toys.] WOOOHOO! But I love it!

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Hua Mulan: I don't want to fight any more. I don't want to be a General. I want to be a normal person.
Wentai: Who wants to fight? I also don't want to fight any more! If I could use my life to stop this battle, I would have done it a long time ago! The problem is, we cannot choose. Once you put on a General's armour, your life is no longer your own.

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