Best family movie quotes of 2009

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A Christmas Carol picture

Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me?
Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not.

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Coraline picture

Mr. Bobinski: The problem is my new songs go 'ooompa, ooompa' but the jumping mice play only 'toodle toot' like that. It's nice but not so much amazing. So now, I switch to stronger cheese and pretty soon, WATCH OUT!

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop picture

Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.

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Hannah Montana: The Movie picture

Hannah Montana: In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first.

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Astro Boy picture

Ham Egg: Stop! The Laws of Robotic! You can't hurt a human! It's been that way for 50 years.
Zog: I'm old school.

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The Pink Panther 2 picture

Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs picture

Earl Devereaux: You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaneganizer!

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel picture

Alvin: Don't worry about picking us up after school, Toby. We'll catch a ride - IN A HEARSE!

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Where the Wild Things Are picture

Carol: It's going to be a place where only the things you want to happen, would happen.
Max: We could totally build a place like that!

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Fame picture

Mr. James Dowd: Everything you're ashamed of, all the parts of yourself that you keep secret, everything you want to change about yourself - it's who you are. That's your power. Deny it and you're nothing.

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The Princess and the Frog picture

Tiana: There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day.

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Shorts picture

Cole Black: Hey metalmouth! Got another date with the trashcan.

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Hachiko: A Dog's Story picture

Ronnie - 11 years: Where did Grandpa find Hachi?
Cate Wilson: Ronnie, actually, Hachi found your grandfather.

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Up (2009)

Up picture

Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I can talk. Squirrel!.My master is good and smart.
Carl: It's not possible!
Dug: It is, because my master is smart.

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Old Dogs picture

Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
Dan: Really, son?
Zach: Yeah.
Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.

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Hotel for Dogs picture

Bruce: If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's - that's eatting, sleeping, peeing and pooping.
Andi: That's four.
Bruce: No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather: Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.

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The Perfect Game picture

Frankie Stevens: You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.
Mac Thompkins: Been a while since I fought a woman.

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Confessions of a Shopaholic picture

Graham Bloomwood: Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

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Aliens in the Attic picture

Jake Pearson: You're gonna need a bigger potato.

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Santa Buddies picture

Mudbud: Later, Dudenator.

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