Best TV quotes of 2006

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Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!

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Dexter: I am a father, a son, a serial killer.

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Nathan Stark: Good job, Carter... Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Marshall Jack Carter: Wait for it.
Nathan Stark: ...Oh, there it is.

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Captain Jack Harkness: Captain Jack Harkness, note the stripes.
Captain John Hart: Captain John Hart, note the sarcasm.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hey, I worked my way up through the ranks.
Captain John Hart: I bet the ranks were very grateful.

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Amanda Tanen: Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice? That's like asking Britney Spears for parenting tips.

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Burton 'Gus' Guster: I can't spend the night in the museum. I don't have my toothbrush, I don't have my multi-vitamins, and oh yeah, I don't want my soul suffering eternal damnation for disrupting the sleep of an Egyptian canal digger.

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Yagami Light: I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it.

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Matt Albie: Look, I hate Los Angeles just like everybody else, but I have to work here because in any other part of the country I'm unemployable.

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Jack: We are lovers.
Liz Lemon: That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza."

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H2O (2006)

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Rikki Chadwick: Zane Bennett is a pig. I take a chance to get under his skin any time I get one.

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Brian Peluso: You are gorgeous, absolutely, unequivocally, unrelentingly, gorgeous. With a perfect, I repeat perfect, body.

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Roy: Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all. But, if you cooked one, I'd eat it.

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Shadow Man: Decision - consequence.

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Professor Q: Morning Vincent! Oh what's this? Ah, History Algebration homework! Excellent... The sum of 2 rational squares is equal to men's wear artichoke-friendly most sad sandwich jelly melons?!
Vinnie: Rocket!
Rocket: Hmm... Ha maybe I bounced up the wrong book
Professor Q: Vincent, your homework is 5 watts wrong and 50 gravitons incorrect!

Kevin Bhasi

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Christine Campbell: There's something about lying on the floor, hiding from our lovers, that's telling me we're not in control of our lives as we should be.

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Dr. Rockso: I'm Dr. Rockzo, the rock and roll clown! I do cocaine.

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