Best movie quotes of 2005

Crystal Falls: You really don't care what people think, do you?
Dean Stiffle: No, I really don't.
Crystal Falls: That's a nice trick.
Dean Stiffle: Thanks, I studied in the far east.
Crystal Falls: Maybe you can show me how it's done?
Dean Stiffle: Step one? Years of ridicule.

Lanny Morris: Having to be a nice guy is the toughest job in the world when you're not.

Reporter: Conners, can we have a few words?
Quentin Conners: Yeah, I have two words for you. Blow me.

Aline Cedrac: I thought you were dead, asshole.

Dr. Perry Lyman: I stopped trying to be anything. I accepted myself in all my human disorder. You might wanna do the same.

Rachel Keller: All I ever tried to do for him was the right thing. It only ever made things worse.
Max Rourke: Then it wasn't the right thing, was it?

Drew Baylor: I've just recently decided that the things we know aren't black and white.

'Colonel' Tom Parker: Let's face it, son. The records aren't doing what they used to and the movie aren't doing much better.
Elvis Presley: That's probably because of all this material you keep shovin' down my throat, Colonel. Hell, you can't polish a turd.

Lt. Colonel Mucci: General, this is the man who led the raid... Captain Prince.
General Kreuger: Congratulations, soldier. I'm very sorry for your losses, but I want to let you know you men have done a great service to your country.
Captain Prince: Thank you, sir.

Syd: Can I ask you something?
London: Yeah.
Syd: Do you love him?
London: I never that I was in love with him.
London: Syd? Its gonna be a really really long time before, you know, I fall in love with anybody the way that I was in love with you.

Holly Hamilton: I'm whipped, so time to hit the sheets, even though I have no idea which box there in.

David Owens: Just because I have a dead, Mexican hooker in my room doesn't mean I went to Mexico.

Millard: Save room for dessert cause I'm coming after you.

Rose Feller: Why can't I just stay mad at you?
Maggie Feller: Because we're a pair. Like... Sonny and Cher.
Rose Feller: They broke up.
Maggie Feller: But they remained quite close.

Jack: At least you can see.
Trip: Yeah, well at least you can jack off.

Hollywood Henderson: Katelin.
Katelin Kingsford: Et tu, Hollywood?

Alexandra 'Nightingale' Morgan: If we're lucky, the zombie plague will end up as a footnote in the history books. No worse than aids or bubonic plague.

Neha: What happened here?
Shashank Dheer: Point 38 bullet and a man.

Prince Sadir: Cale, you look me in the eye and you tell me that you think that your horse has a chance at beating my brother's horse.
Cale Crane: My horse will beat every horse that shows up.

Tessa: Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?