Best family movie quotes of 2001

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Shrek picture

Gingy: Ok, ok...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Farquad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man.
Farquad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.
Farquad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man!
Farquad: She's married to the Muffin Man?

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The Princess Diaries picture

Joe: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone picture

Albus Dumbledore: Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavoured one. I must say since then I have lost my liking for them. But I think... I might be safe... with a nice toffee. [He has a bean.] Alas. Earwax.

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Monsters, Inc. picture

Sulley: Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?

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Spy Kids picture

Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough.

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire picture

Mrs. Packard: Attention: tonight's supper will be baked beans; musical program to follow... Who wrote this?

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Recess: School's Out picture

Principal Prickly: I never saw Philliam again. He quit teaching, went into politics, eventually became Secretary of Education, until the president fired him for trying to get rid of recess again. Only this time it was nationwide.

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Cats & Dogs picture

Mr. Tinkles: That is all... cats rule.

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Dr. Dolittle 2 picture

Archie: Uh-oh! Uh-oh.
Dr. Dolittle: Uh-oh, what? What's the problem?
Archie: Ice cream is acting up.
Dr. Dolittle: What ice cream?
Archie: I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender. And by the second gallon, I realised I'm in love with Ava and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia."

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On the Line picture

Eric: Love may not make the world go round, but it makes the ride worth while.

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Winning London picture

Riley: I think we should.
Brian: Oh, yeah, right. Bond doesn't get the girl 'til after the movie.

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Max Keeble's Big Move picture

Principal Jindraike: Stop smiling! This isn't a happy place.

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Spirited Away picture

Lin: What's going on here?
Kamaji: Something you wouldn't recognize. It's called love.

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius picture

Carl: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.

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Holiday in the Sun picture

Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan: PI?
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.

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See Spot Run picture

Neighbor: Hey, shutup down there.
Gordon: I'm covered in ca-ca.

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Call Me Claus picture

Mama: That man looks like that Santa from years ago... no, can't be...No more eggnog for me.

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Kingdom Come picture

Ray Bud Slocumb: My daddy is wearing ballet shoes.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys picture

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

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