Best TV quotes of 2000

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Pilot - S1-E1

Rory: You sound happy.
Lorelai: I am, kid.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I'm not that happy.

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Greg Sanders: For the record, I really like having a penis.

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Jeff: I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it.

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Dylan Hunt: It's a little known law of thermodynamics: The Conservation of Optimism: There's only so much to go around.

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Baron Harkonnen: And so it begins. The trap is set. The prey approaches. A glorious winter is about to descend on House Atreides and all its heirs, and very soon, the years of humiliation visited upon my family will finally be avenged.

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Opening theme song: Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair.

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Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to. Someone else.

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Bernard: I can feel pieces of my brain falling away like a wet cake.

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Larry: You don't work. You're unemployed.
Cheryl: Loving you is my job, Larry.

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Logan Cale: In case you haven't caught on by now, this girl's gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says, so you've got two choices: back off or pitch in.
Max Guevara: What he said.

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Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

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Debbie: Now, you'd better get out of here before me and my fag friends beat the living shit out of you.

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Captain William Mitchell: Joel, where have you been?
Joel Rawlings: Sir, I was on a... secret mission. So secret, even you didn't know about it.
Captain William Mitchell: At the flower shop?

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Enter the Cat - S2-E29

Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!

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Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?

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Logan Hughes: I'm not wearing any of Dominic's old clothes.
Jimmy Hughes: Now you're being picky? The last three mornings I had to make you spit out Dominic's gum.

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Darien Fawkes: From now on, the glass is half full.
The Keeper: Much better.
Darien Fawkes: Unfortunately, it's filled with blood.

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Kagome: I can't compete with Kikyo, because, after all, I'm still alive.

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