Best comedy TV quotes of 2000

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
Gilmore Girls picture

Pilot - S1-E1

Rory: You look happy.
Lorelai: I am, kid.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I'm not that happy.

More Gilmore Girls quotes
Boston Public picture

Steven Harper: Whenever you don't know what to do, choose the hardest thing, because nine times out of ten, that's the right thing to do.

More Boston Public quotes
Titus picture

Christopher Titus: I learned early on that passion, stupidity and 80 ounces of cheap beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

More Titus quotes
InuYasha picture

Naraku: I will not kill you - I will break you.

More InuYasha quotes
The Invisible Man picture

Darien Fawkes: By the way, I want my tombstone to say, "Too late, he's already dead." You know, just in case more people show up wanting to screw my life over.

More The Invisible Man quotes
Aqua Teen Hunger Force picture

Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to. Someone else.

More Aqua Teen Hunger Force quotes
Jackie Chan Adventures picture

Enter the Cat - S2-E29

Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!

More Jackie Chan Adventures quotes
Malcolm in the Middle picture

Opening theme song: Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair.

More Malcolm in the Middle quotes
My Family picture

Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?

More My Family quotes
Yes, Dear picture

Jimmy Hughes: Wait, I thought you said you would support my decision no matter what.
Christine Hughes: Yeah! If you made the right one.

More Yes, Dear quotes
Even Stevens picture

Louis Stevens: I am making a quality cucumber shake here.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.

More Even Stevens quotes
Curb Your Enthusiasm picture

Larry David: What are you doing there?
Man: A little plumbing.
Larry David: A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell.

More Curb Your Enthusiasm quotes
Black Books picture

Chalkboard: Don't.

More Black Books quotes
Coupling picture

Steve: This is not, I repeat, not an American sitcom.

More Coupling quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.