Best fantasy movie quotes of 2000

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas picture Video

The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

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The Emperor's New Groove picture

Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!

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Unbreakable picture

Elijah Price: Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake. In the comics, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain is going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And sometimes they're friends, just like you and me. I should have known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass.

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The 10th Kingdom picture

Tony: Is this still the right way to your castle?
Prince Wendell: Right, um, I'll go and get a stick.

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Little Nicky picture

Adrian: At the stroke of midnight, my father will be completely deteriorated, and all your souls will be mine. Soon you will see things more horrible than you can even imagine. [Looks into the crowd and sees Nipples erotically dancing.] Well maybe not that horrible, but still pretty bad.

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Digimon: The Movie picture

Tai: I've got to warn everyone! [Dials phone.]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
Tai: Oh, great. It's busy! [Dials another number.]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
Tai: How can that be busy too? [Dials another number.]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are still busy.
Tai: Don't tell me. [Dials another nymber.]
Woman on Phone: Did you hear me? It's busy!
Tai: I'm sorry, lady.

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The Cell picture

Carl Stargher: Me-God boy. Boy Me-God.

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Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman picture

Sam Tiler: Jack was nimble. Jack was quick. Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks.

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Faust: Love of the Damned picture

Faust: I am the pornography that gets you hot!

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Meowth: It looks like alphabet soup but without the soup.

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Gormenghast picture

Steerpike: Why is it that some people starve and others have so much they waste it?

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Help I'm A Fish picture

Joe: Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand new era... about to begin.

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The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea picture

Sebastian: That's it. I'm booking meself on a cruise.

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The Little Vampire picture

Rookery: There's a whole 'nother world out there if you just know where to look for it.

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Final Destination picture

Bludworth: In death, there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps and no escapes.

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Bedazzled picture

Elliot Richards: You can't give sick people 'tic tacs!'.
The Devil: Sick people have notoriously bad breath, I'm performing a public service here.

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon picture

Yu Shu Lien: What was it?
Li Mu Bai: Something I can't let go of.

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The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle picture

Ohio Cop with Bullhorn: You're under arrest. Keep your hands high above your head. Just to think, its the opening of moose season.

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Dungeons & Dragons picture

Ridley: Yeah well, have you ever heard of honor amongst thieves? We might live outside the law but we respect each other.

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Witchblade picture

Sara Pezzini: What is this thing? What is the Witchblade?
Kenneth Irons: A mystery, wrapped in a riddle, and cloaked in a conundrum.
Sara Pezzini: That doesn't help very much.

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