Best comedy movie quotes of 2000

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The Tao of Steve picture

Dex: Y'know, no-one ever says, "Hey, God, how was your day? What can I do for you, God?" Or, "Hey, God, did you catch Letterman last night?"
Syd: Oh, and I suppose you talk to God like that?
Dex: Always. All the time.
Syd: And what does God say?
Dex: He says, "You know what? I saw Letterman and it sucked."

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The Dish picture

Mayor Bob McIntyre: You remember that night at my place? Trying to sort out the contract with that fella from NASA? 'What about this? What about that?' Two hours, and you finally speak. 'Gentlemen, this should be the contract. We agree to support the Apollo 11 mission.' That was it - one sentence. They couldn't believe it. It was a wonderful moment.
Cliff Buxton: But this isn't.
Mayor Bob McIntyre: No, this is a shithouse moment.

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Wonder Boys picture

Terry Crabtree: So is he any good?
Grady Tripp: No, not yet.
Terry Crabtree: Well, I'm going to read it, anyway.
Grady Tripp: Aw Crabs, C'mon will you? He's one of my students for Christsakes. Besides, I'm not even sure if he's.
Terry Crabtree: He is. I'm sure, take my word for it, I see myself in him.
Grady Tripp: Oh, I'm sure you do.

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The Family Man picture

Jack: I'm sorry I was such a saint before, and I'm such a prick now.

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Cabin by the Lake picture

Banner in the back of Stanley's van: I'm the guy your mother warned you about.

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Love & Sex picture

Kate: I like being depressed. It makes me feel deep and introspective.

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28 Days picture

Gwen Cummings: I'm not a lesbian.

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Gone in 60 Seconds picture

Sway: I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.

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Dr. T & the Women picture

Bree Davis: You see women all day, every day. How do they keep from just runnin' together?
Dr. Sullivan "Sully" Travis, "Dr. T": I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike.

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Hanging Up picture

Lou Mozell: You know, that I actually met a girl by the name of Moo Goo Gai Pan? That was her last name. Her first name was Freida. Freida Moo Goo Gai Pan. She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese. A lot of people called her the Ori-Yenta.

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Cecil B. DeMented picture

Petie: Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls.

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Keeping the Faith picture

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Whoah! Are you seriously telling me that unless you find a nice Jewish girl and settle down in the next six months they're not going to give you this job?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I'm seriously telling you there has not been a bachelor head rabbi of B'Nei Ezra since the beginning of the synagogue.

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Whatever it Takes picture

Ryan: I like that you look nervous sometimes for no reason. And when you do, you bite your lip. I like that you probably... rifled through your closet tonight... and settled with what you started out with. I like your smile.

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Duets picture

Todd Woods: And they say our world has lost its Finesse.

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Boys and Girls picture

Jennifer: It's like, with me in your life, you never have to try. And that's the beauty of our relationship: You'll just never get hurt again as long as you pretend I'm your girlfriend.

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Me, Myself & Irene picture

Irene: So I smoked a little pot in college. What, is that a crime?
FBI Agent: Yeah.

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Beautiful picture

Vanessa: I just wanna know where I belong.
Mona Hibbard: You belong in the family box.

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Kevin & Perry Go Large picture

Dad: How much? You've got to be joking.
Bouncer 2: No concessions for senior citizens.

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Drowning Mona picture

Mona: Why'de you pull us over Feege?
Feege: Oh let me think about that Mona, you're riding on rims and you pulled an 1107 on an officer of the law. What the hell is the matter with you son? (to Jeph).
Mona: What did you hurt him for?
Feege: He's drunk.
Mona: No he aint! Its OK baby. (to Jeph.) You're gonna pay for this Feege! You just lost your lawn service pal.

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Meet the Parents picture

Jack Byrnes: You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?

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