Russell Franklin: Just what the hell did you do to those sharks?
Dr. Susan McCallister: Their brains weren't large enough to harvest sufficient amounts of the protein complex. So we violated the Harvard Compact. Jim and I used gene therapies to increase their brain mass, a larger brain means more protein. As a side effect the sharks got smarter.
Janice Higgins: You stupid bitch!
Evelyn: You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.
Beni: They do?
Mr. Yesman: So there you have it: I'm filled with terror and self-loathing, my job is hanging by a thread and I don't have anybody to entertain at tonights world premiere party. What do you think?
David Seville: Well, I can't help you with your bedwetting, but I can solve your entertainment problem.
Evelyn: You know if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds.
Stephen Price: Finding ways for me to die is really your deal, isn't it Eveline? Let's not forget the OJ knife with the not-quite-retractable blade. Your Jim Jones Kool-Aid was exactly that.
Evelyn: Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.