Best TV quotes of 1998

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Something Wicca This Way Comes - S1-E1

Piper: [Seeing Jeremy on the news.] Hey, that's my boyfriend Jeremy. What happened?
Phoebe: Oh, some woman got whacked.
Piper: "Whacked"? Phoebe, you've been in New York way too long.

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Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

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Fatty McButterpants - S3-E3

Carrie Heffernan: Ok, Maybe you're a little...big.
Arthur Spooner: Why is this even a discussion? The man's gargantuan.

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New Will City - S3-E1

Grace: My love for you is like this scar. Ugly, but permanent.

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Going to California - S5-E1

Kitty Forman: Oh good God, you kids switch partners more than square dancers!

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Berg: Hi, my name is Berg... and I'm addicted to messing with Pete.

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Narrator: Mojo Jojo! Say it ain't so-so.

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Ezekiel Stone: What the hell do you know about love?
The Devil: Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.

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Seto Kaiba: Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby.

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Dr. John Becker: That's the problem with the world, everybody says "Everybody does it," so everybody does it.

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Jen: Do you remember when you were ten and your Mom wouldn't get you that candy bar that you really, really wanted? Didn't you ever just... Swipe it?
Dawson: No.

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Denise Royle: Dad! Your flies are undone.
Jim Royle: Ah, the cage might be open, but the beast is asleep.
Barbara Royle: Beast my arse.

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