Best comedy movie quotes of 1998

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The Parent Trap picture

Nick Parker: You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake: Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff, you'll help me.
Hallie Parker: Not a bad idea.
Annie James: Yeah, see any cliffs?

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The Big Lebowski picture

Goon: What the fuck is this?
[Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.]
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

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There's Something About Mary picture

Ted: I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

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Patch Adams picture

Patch Adams: You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels picture

Student: We, er, shot one of them in the, em, throat.
Rory Breaker: What do you want? A medal? I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back.

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Blues Brothers 2000 picture

Mighty Mack: The suit's real neat, but do I have to wear the hat?
Elwood Blues: These are unsophisticated men. They only respond to fear and the draw of lucre. We elicit this by using iconographic symbols, and psychological intimidation. The way we look together presents a uniform image of strength and organization. Don't say anything. Look mean. No smiling.

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Pecker picture

Jimmy: Pubic hair causes crime.

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Ever After picture

Prince Henry: I have been born to privilege, and with that comes specific obligations.
Leonardo da Vinci: Horseshit.

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A Night at the Roxbury picture

Cambi: Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin' fuck about Joanie?

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Mulan picture

Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.

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The Rugrats Movie picture

Stu: Okay, maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.

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The Wedding Singer picture

Robbie: Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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Twice Upon a Yesterday picture

Victor Bukowski: Even if I could pretend that you never left me... I couldn't pretend that I don't love her.

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Out of Sight picture

Adele: Hey bank robber! Hey, want some advice? Next time keep the engine running.

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Pleasantville picture

David: Yeah, where's our lawyer?
Big Bob: Oh, I think we want to keep these proceedings as pleasant as possible.

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Shakespeare in Love picture

Queen Elizabeth: Have her then, but you're a lordly fool: she's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. Takes a woman to know it.

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The Waterboy picture

Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O.

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All I Wanna Do picture

Odette: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush.

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Half Baked picture

Scarface: [Pointing at people] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

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Rush Hour picture

Lee: I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are.
Carter: What the hell did you just say?

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