Best mystery movie quotes of 1996

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Randy: There are certain rules one must abide in order to sucuessfully survive a horror movie, rule number one, you can never have sex.
[Everyone jeers.]
Randy: Big no-no! Big no-no!
Stu: I'd be a dead man.
Randy: Rule number two, you can never drink or do drugs. [Everyone clacks their beers together.] It's the sin factor. An extension of number one. And number three, never, ever, under any circumstances say "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Stu: Hey, I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: [Dramatically.] I'll be right back!
Randy: Yeah, you bent the rules. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

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Samantha: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Hennessey: I hope not, coz I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt.

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Pricilla Worth: Damn, they're closing down military left and right and putting up jails like 7-Eleven stores.

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Guy Baran: Frankly, I didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.
Mia: No, I did.

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Unforgettable picture

Dr. David Krane: I'm telling you that your formula works, and you're telling me about rats.
Dr. Martha Briggs: Okay... okay, I want you in my lab. I need uh, full blood work, an EKG, full respiratory - and a brain scan wouldn't be a bad idea. Make sure you have one.

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Extreme Measures picture

Det. Stone: Any time you need me, give me a call. It's Stone, as in Sharon.

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The Arrival picture

Ilana Green: I get so damned apocalyptic when I drink.

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Monfriez: Sir, if you get a hangfire on your weapon, what do you do? You wait, with your weapon pointed in a safe direction, 'cause sometimes the primer bursts, and if you open the chamber it blows up in your face. Leave this round in the chamber, sir.

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