Best TV quotes of 1994

The One With Chandler In A Box - S4-E8

Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but [to Ross.] married a lesbian, [to Rachel.] left a man at the altar, [to Phoebe.] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [to Joey.] threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, [to Chandler.] LIVE IN A BOX!

Interviewer: Well, can you... destroy the Earth?
Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

Robert Romano: I'm beginning to think ER stands for "everyone's retarded."

Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

Dave Angel: Heey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do.

Dr. Stephen Franklin: Doesn't anyone listen to one damn word I say?

Angela: When someone compliments your parents, there's like nothing to say. It's like a stun gun to your brain.

Christopher Morris: Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't.

Phoebe Terese: C'mon, Arnold, let him go. It's just an egg.
Arnold: But it's Dr. Skeledon's egg. And it's up to me to get it back to her.
Phoebe Terese: Gee, what a guy.

Alonzo Solace: It seems like Terrians, but it's not.
Morgan Martin: What's that supposed to mean? You seem coherent, but you're not.

Ellen: Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious.

Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man.
Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.