Best comedy TV quotes of 1994

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The One With Chandler In A Box - S4-E8

Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but [to Ross.] married a lesbian, [to Rachel.] left a man at the altar, [to Phoebe.] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [to Joey.] threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, [to Chandler.] LIVE IN A BOX!

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Interviewer: Well, can you... destroy the Earth?
Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

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The Vicar of Dibley picture

Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

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Ellen: Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious.

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Christopher Morris: Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't.

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Rowley Birkin: ...thin layer of lemon curd.

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Angela: You know, you are sick and demented. You skew everything in terms of sex.
Brian: Not everything.

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