Best comedy movie quotes of 1994

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Kitty Potter: This is fucking fruitcake time. I mean - is that fashion, is it? I mean is there a message out there? I mean you got lot of naked people wandering around here.

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Cliff Spab: I'd like to live forever... but only for a little while.

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Francesco Dellamorte: You're supposed to be setting a good example, now will you get back to your coffin immediately.

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Serge: Now, one thing's very important. At the survival boutiqua, I feel that it's my personality, that's it's my philosophy that everything must conform to the three P's, OK? Which is, protection. Prestige. And pretty. I mean, why should you look ugly if you're just trying to survive?

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Raphael: Oh no, he's turning into that opera guy again.

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Felicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball.
Bernadette: Do you wanna bet?

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Mario Ruoppolo: Your laugh is a sudden silvery wave.

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Martin Daniels: If you even look at me wrong. If you do one thing that I find weird, which is, you know, like, your middle name... See? You're doing it right now. Can you just act like a human boy for one minute here? Look at me like a person! You can't do it for more than a few seconds. Look at me like a human boy.

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Shame: Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.

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Bob Rosetti: This has gotta be the dumbest thing anybody ever did to impress a dame.

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Molly: My daddy doesn't think she's in heaven.
Corrina Washington: Well, that's probably just because your daddy is so jealous of the angels. He's so jealous, he can't even stand to think about those angels who get to play with your mommy all day long. And he's hurting just like you're hurting, and you're going to hurt for a long time. Every day it'll get a little better, but you'll always miss your mommy, and that's okay.

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Alex Law: I'm so happy I could DIE.

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Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.

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Jake Taylor: Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?
Rube Baker: I don't just look at it. I read the articles.
Jake Taylor: Sure you do.
Rube Baker: I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.
Jake Taylor: You even memorize them?
Rube Baker: Yep. I guess I do.
Jake Taylor: Bingo.

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Don Juan: There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.

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John Slade: The name's Slade.
Julian Rogers: Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.

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Peter: Realistically, like, what are the odds that he's, like, some extra super double terrific guy.
Kate Corvatch: 10 billion to one?
Peter: Exactly.

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Kevin: Vada, if bullshit wore a bra, you'd be top heavy.

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Senior in restaurant #1: If you have job, you wear the pants.

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Claudette: I've told you, not to bother me before a show, or after a show. Or, at home in my bedroom, when I'm thinking about a show.

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