Best TV quotes of 1993

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

Man: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Why? Did you forget?

The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5

[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.

Niles: You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?

Det. Danny Sorenson: All right, into the cage for a while.
Julio Diaz: For what?
Det. Danny Sorenson: For breaking balls. You give me no cooperation, I'm gonna run you for warrants in every jurisdiction in America.
Julio Diaz: Man, go out and get shot in the street.
Det. Danny Sorenson: Yeah, why don't you write that up for Reader's Digest?"My Worst Day Ever So Far" by Julio.

Me and Mr. Joad - S2-E4

Mr. Feeny: I realise that all you 7th-graders are delicate, adolescent flowers, just beginning your high school blooming. And so I say this with utmost sensitivity: take this test, or die!

Phaneron

The Way of the Warrior (1) - S4-E1

Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
Elim Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

Day of the Dumpster - S1-E1

Alpha 5: Ai-yi-yi! What do we do?
Zordon: Teleport to us, five overbearing and overemotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
Zordon: That's correct, Alpha.
Alpha 5: I was afraid of that. (00:07:20)

Quantom X

Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Lord Bowler: Uh oh. You hit the sheriff.
Brisco County Jr.: Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.

Heffer: Look out everyone! He's visually impaired.

Gary Sparrow: My wives exist in different temporal aspects of a four-dimensional space-time continuum.
Ron Wheatcroft: Typical bigamist's excuse.

Penhaligon: To be left at the airport, Fitz, that's one thing. But to be left by a big, fat, egocentric, middle-aged man, well, that's a different thing altogether.
Fitz: I didn't mind the big.

Lucas: Captain, this is a Level One UEO sealed file. Opening it would be illegal.
Capt. Nathan Bridger: Why do you think I came to you?
Lucas: Good point.

Younger Pete Wrigley: Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole.

A.D.A. Alex Cahill: How about a cruise for our honeymoon?
Ranger Cordell Walker: We've already done that.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: That was a river raft.
Ranger Cordell Walker: Close enough.

Darien Lambert: Visual mode, Selma.

Grace Kelly: We don't worship Satan on Halloween. We do that on Mother's Day.

Det. Meldrick Lewis: In this job you gotta be able to howl at yourself, or else you die inside.

Beavis: Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.