Best comedy TV quotes of 1993

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Selling Out - S1-E9

Frasier: Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.

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Man: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Why? Did you forget?

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Niles: You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?

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What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Williams: I'm here to teach you to find the truth in the media. Because there is a difference between what they say, and what is real.
Mr. Turner: That was very good. Watch this: Hunter, what did he just say?
Shawn: Something about Israel.

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Superman: But, when I save a life, in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out: Why I'm here, and how I can make a difference.

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Filburt: You turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.

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Wade Swoboda: I love you like a Sister.
Grace Kelly: Oh, Wade. I'm Southern. Please don't tell me you love me like a sister.

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Bradley Buzzcut: Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you.

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Regine Hunter: I'm scared. I don't wanna go back to my room. Can I sleep in here with you?
Khadijah: Regine, this is a Queens-sized bed. That means it's only enough room to fit a QUEEN.

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Younger Pete Wrigley: Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole.

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Gary Sparrow: My wives exist in different temporal aspects of a four-dimensional space-time continuum.
Ron Wheatcroft: Typical bigamist's excuse.

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