Best comedy movie quotes of 1993

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights picture

Robin Hood: For my first order of business, I wish to appoint a new Sheriff of Rottingham. My friend, Achoo.
Achoo: All right.
Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's black?
Achoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

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Mrs. Doubtfire: I hope you don't mind me being a tad rude, but... How was he? You know, on a scale of 1 to 10?
Miranda: Well, that part was always... Okay.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Just okay? Well, he was probably a Casanova compared to poor old Winston.
Miranda: What was the matter with Winston?
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh dear, Winston's idea of foreplay was "Effie, brace yourself."

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The Sandlot picture

Hamm: Hey, do you want a S'more?
Scotty: Some more what?
Hamm: No, no. Do you want a S'more?
Scotty: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Hamm: You're killing me Smalls.

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Groundhog Day picture

Phil Connors: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

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Loaded Weapon 1 picture

Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

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Demolition Man picture

John Spartan: Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse-piece of shit!

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Hocus Pocus picture

Sarah: What is this place?
Mary: It reeks of children!
Winifred: It is a prison for children.

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Addams Family Values picture

Debbie: Isn't he a lady killer?
Gomez Addams: Acquitted.

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Last Action Hero picture

Jack Slater: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey.

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Wayne's World 2 picture

Honey HorneƩ: Take me, Garth!
Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
Honey HorneƩ: I'm gonna be frank.
Garth Algar: OK. Can I still be Garth?

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Super Mario Bros. picture

Luigi: It is an honor to meet you sir, and a pleasure, and I just wanna thank you for all your help.
Mario: Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next.

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Life With Mikey picture

Michael Chapman: I turned Angela from a pickpocket into a star into a shoplifter.

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Dennis the Menace picture

Mrs. Martha Wilson: Weren't you a fat boy?
George Wilson: I was husky.

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Son in Law picture

Crawl: Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on.

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Rookie of the Year picture

Cliff Murdoch: I just figured out why the Cubs lose every year. They've got more talent in the stands than they do in the field.

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Benny & Joon picture

Joon: Don't underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count.

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For Love or Money picture

Doug Ireland: I'm a genie in a suit, just rub me and make a wish.

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Cop & 1/2 picture

Mrs. Boyle: Your grandmother should be reported to Social Services.
Devon: And you should be reported to the Orkin Man.

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Three Musketeers picture

Athos: You go back and you tell the Cardinal we will continue to perform our sworn duty, which is to protect the King, and we will use every means within our power to fight him.
Rochefort: Bold words. I look forward to ramming them down your throat.

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Homeward Bound picture

Chance: I'm too pooped to poop.

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