Best comedy TV quotes of 1992

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Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.
Patsy: A crisp, darling. A crisp.

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Arthur: Your fly is undone.
Larry: Oh, thanks.
Arthur: Just doing my job.
Larry: It's your job to look at my crotch?
Arthur: I consider it one of my perks.

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Martin picture

Sheneneh: Kid, can you kiss me like you did that light-skinned girl in House Party?

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Jamie: Do you want to tell me why I just lied to our closest friends?
Paul: They wanted to take us to dinner.
Jamie: The Bastards.

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Men Behaving Badly picture

George: Y'know, I think marriage is tremendous.
Gary Strang: I hate to be cynical George, but you think Croydon is tremendous.

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The Addams Family picture

Gomez Addams: Boy, these family wrestling matches sure are enjoyable. Right, Fester?
Uncle Fester: You said it, Gomez! And thanks to Lurch, I'll spend the next week coughing up vital organs.

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