Best comedy movie quotes of 1992

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York picture

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

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Army of Darkness picture

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.

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Vinny Gambini: Is it possible, the two youts-
Judge Haller: Uh, two what? What was that word?
Vinny Gambini: What word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Haller: Did you say "youts"?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two youts.
Judge Haller: What is a yout?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.

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Encino Man picture

Stoney: I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks.

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Wayne's World picture

Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

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Sister Act picture

Reverend Mother: Girl groups? Boogie-Woogie on the piano? What were you thinking?
Dolores: I was thinking more like Vegas, you know? Get some butts in the seats.

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Boomerang picture

Yvonne: I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.

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Captain Ron picture

Captain Ron: Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

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A League Of Their Own picture

Kit: Have you ever heard dad introduce us? "This is our daughter Dottie and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." They should've just had you and bought a dog.

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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot picture

Tutti: For now you can keep your pants on for now, Mr. Parnell. Just remember one thing, I'll be back.
Joe: Oooh gee.
Tutti: What? Did I embarrass you?
Joe: 'I'll be back'? Please!
Tutti: I heard a cop say it once.
Joe: Cops don't say that. Terminators say that.

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The Mighty Ducks picture

Gordon Bombay: Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.

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The Muppet Christmas Carol picture

Rizzo the Rat: There are two things I hate: heights and jumping from them.

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3 Ninjas picture

Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

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HouseSitter picture

Gwen: I really didn't intend for it to get this elaborate, it's just that everyone around here keeps treating me like I'm somebody... except you.

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Love Potion No. 9 picture

Paul Matthews: You look familiar.
Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.

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Beethoven picture

George Newton: Any kind of weirdness and Beethoven is gone.
Alice Newton: Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearin' my clothes around the house?

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Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation picture

Winnie Pig: Good Heavens, Plucky. If you drink that much water, we'll be stopping again in no time.

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Supercop picture

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Are you unhappy?
Uncle Bill: I'd be happier if the Commissioner did it himself.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Aren't we very mean?
Uncle Bill: A little bit, but you more than I.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Why's that?
Uncle Bill: Because you're my superior.

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Brain Donors picture

Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer?
Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money?
Jacques: No.
Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you?
Jacques: No.
Flakfizer: Then I'm your man.

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The Player picture

Bonnie Sherow: How could you let him sell you out? What about truth? Reality?
Tom Oakley: What about the way the old ending tested in Canoga Park? Everybody hated it. We reshot it, now everybody loves it. - That's reality.

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