
Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!

Lawanda Dumore: I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.

Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.

T-1000: Say... That's a nice bike.

Ninny Threadgoode: Hey Evelyn, somebody stole my house.

Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.

Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?

Eddie: Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr.

Mike Waters: I love you, and you don't pay me.

Ed Furillo: What if you don't encourage them, and they still come after you?
Mitch Robbins: It doesn't happen. See, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Bonnie Rayburn: Good night! I'm going to bed.
Mitch Robbins: Good night! Sleep tight.
Ed Furillo: That was flirting.
Mitch Robbins: No, that was... Politeness. That was "have a pleasant and restful evening."
Ed Furillo: No, that was "I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?"

Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.
Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?

Thomas J. Sennett: Vada?
Vada Sultenfuss: Yeah?
Thomas J. Sennett: Would you think of me?
Vada Sultenfuss: For what?
Thomas J. Sennett: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada Sultenfuss: I guess.