Best movie quotes of 1987

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Dynamo: Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone. What's the matter now, bitch? Why aren't you laughing?
Amber: Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.

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Computer: This ship will self-destruct in exactly ten seconds. Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six.
President Skroob: Six? What happened to seven?
Computer: Just kidding.

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Penny: Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.

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Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

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Withnail: Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!

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Poncho: Get that stinking shit out of my face!
Blaine: Bunch of slack jawed-f*****s around here! This stuff will make you a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus! Just like me.
Poncho: Strap this on your sore ass, Blaine!

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Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

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Robocop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

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Ronny Cammareri: I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

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Marilla Cuthbert: Every baby is the sweetest and the best.

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Charlie: Ten more seconds and I'm leaving! Ten-
Roxanne: What did you say?
Charlie: I said ten more seconds and I'm leaving.
Roxanne: Oh.
Charlie: What did you think I said?
Roxanne: I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving.
Charlie: What does that mean?
Roxanne: I don't know. That's why I came out.

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Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!

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Grandpa: One thing I about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

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Creepshow 2 picture

Hitchhiker: Thanks for the ride, lady.

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Annie: You... and the closet.
Dean Proffitt: That's right. This is me and I'm standing in front of the closet.
Annie: Something's familiar.
Dean Proffitt: Yeah, well... that's 'cause we used to do it in the closet.
Annie: Oh stop with the sex stories.

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Momma: Who the hell are you?
Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid.

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Horace: Wolfman's got nards.

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