Billy: Eat shit and die, Ricky.
Ricky: Eat shit and live, Bill.
Steve: Beer for breakfast there, Two-Bit?
Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
David Lightman: [On the computer] Hello, are you still playing the game?
Joshua: Of course. I should reach Defcon 1 and release my missiles in 28 hours. Would you like to see some projected kill ratios?
David Lightman: Sixty-nine percent of the housing destroyed. Seventy-two million people dead. [Types into computer] Is this a game or is it real?
Joshua: What's the difference?
Michael: [At the wake.] Great tradition! They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come!
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
Dakota: How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?
Harry Callahan: We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's "we", sucker?
Harry Callahan: Smith, and Wesson, and me.
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Louis Winthorpe III: He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard.
Donna Trenton: Please God get me out of here.
Kathryn Morgan: Overman was killed inside the park. The baby was caught inside the park. Its mother is inside the park.
Belle: Ebeneezer?
Scrooge: Yes, Isabelle?
Belle: My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I'm standing under the mistletoe.
Scrooge: You're also standing on my foot.
Q: Welcome back, Mr. Bond. I trust there will be lots of gratuitous sex and violence occurring.
Donald Quinelle: I'm sorry I'm gonna have to blow a large hole in your skivvy heart.
Ross Webster: Congratulations, Gus, old buddy. You're going to go down in history as the man who killed Superman.
Frank Ridgeway: Can I help you guys?
Sal Amato: Yeah, tell Tony Eddie and the Cruisers are here.
Emma Horton: Some people say Des Moines is the best city in Iowa.
Nick: When you give up your dream, you die.