Best comedy movie quotes of 1976

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The Gumball Rally picture

Franco: Remember the first rule of Italian driving. [Pulls the rearview mirror off and throws it over his shoulder.]. What's behind me is not important.

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Bugsy Malone picture

Bangles: Oh, hi, Bugsy.
Bugsy Malone: Hi, Bangles. Is Blousey there, please?
Bangles: She won't see you.
Bugsy Malone: Tell her I'm sick.
Bangles: You're sick?
Bugsy Malone: Yeah, sick of waiting.

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Silver Streak picture

George Caldwell: I've never milked a cow before.
Rita: Cut the gas, Steve, you're a grown man. I'm sure you've had some similar experience.

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The Bad News Bears picture

Bad News Bears: Around them bases we shall roam.

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Mother, Jugs & Speed picture

Harry Fishbine: This is still the United States of America, god damn it! Los Angeles, California! Land of the free, home of the.
Mother: Rams and the Dodgers.

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The Seven Percent Solution picture

Sherlock Holmes: No, Watson! The Queen wouldn't like it.

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Nickelodeon picture

Franklin Frank: Any jerk can direct.

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The Seven-Per-Cent Solution picture

Sherlock Holmes: No, Watson! The Queen wouldn't like it.

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Murder By Death picture

Marcel: Something isn't right in all of this, eh. I can feel it in my buns.
Inspector Milo Perrier: Your what?
Marcel: My buns.
Inspector Milo Perrier: Buns? Your buns? You bought buns and you didn't tell me? Where are they? Where are the buns?
Marcel: Oh! No, monsieur. The bones in my body.
Inspector Milo Perrier: You should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry.

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Freaky Friday picture

Mrs. Andrews: Honestly, Bill, that child hasn't got a clue about my life, not a single clue.

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Car Wash picture

Daddy Rich: The best place for money, is right here in my pocket.

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The Likely Lads picture

Terry Collier: Back in time for a drink, watch the box this afternoon - that's what a weekend should be - sport, sleep, slippers and sex.
Bob: Not necessarily in that order.

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The Big Bus picture

Kitty Baxter: Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life.

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Family Plot picture

Blanche: You're a fink.
George: If I'm a fink then you're an ungrateful bitch.

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The Pink Panther Strikes Again picture

Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore.

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